Royaume Uni : British Airways ...

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10 juil. 2009 •15:17

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their se.x life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital se.x felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but « Nescafe ». Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said : « Good til the last drop ». Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read : « Benson&Hedges ». Mom now knew to go straight to her husbands' cigarettes, and she read from the Benson&Hedges pack : « Extra Long. King Size ». She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky hand writing were the words « British Airways ». Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for BA. The ad said : « Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways ». Mom fainted...